Info what's your lie?

[ernroe]

No lie needed at all

Good for you we should all be so lucky.

 

[MountainSportAirguns]

She's well aware I've fell on my head a time or two so no surprises. Lol

 

[JungleShooter]

"This gun was sitting all alone on the shelf of the store, it needed someone, it needed ME!"


"This scope is so fat, all of 37oz, with a 34mm tube belly, a belching 56mm objective, a honking 15" large -- it needed a FRIEND. I will be that friend!"


"It's the month of March. I must go with the times. And buy a March scope."


Matthias

 

[SILENT SQUIRREL]

I'll make it up in utility bill savings honee pie, by showering less regularly & reading at night under the covers with a flashlight

 

[ernroe]

That is a very complicated question. And, the answer depends on the subject at hand. There was a time when I raised, field trialed, and hunted bird dogs. Most of the time I had 6 in the kennel and one in the house. If I added another one it would soon be evident. At that point I had to decide permission or forgiveness. Same way with trucks. When I came to guns on the other hand it was not a problem, because all guns look alike. I am sure this is not news to most of you that are married. I have been married for 57 yrs so I speak form experience. Yes, to the same woman.

 

[pan60]

I have been married for 57 yrs so I speak form experience. Yes, to the same woman.

congrats!
almost 40 here and the same woman
; )

 

[JimT66]

congrats!
almost 40 here and the same woman
; )

We lucky it seems. Some women do either have hearts of gold, or just shake their heads at dealing with us man-kids. Lol

 

[Danman]

My oldest standby is," This thing been stuck way in the back of the safe for so long, its got spider webs in the bore".

Oouuff don't ever say that here!! If I said that my wife would retort " then why do you need another gun if you don't even have time to shoot that one deeaaarrr?!"
My lie? Even my kids know, and i seem to always say it after an order comes in....."well I'm good for pellets now for a while". Their on to me!

 

[JimT66]

Oouuff don't ever say that here!! If I said that my wife would retort " then why do you need another gun if you don't even have time to shoot that one deeaaarrr?!"

Ohh, I have heard variations of that same line outta her. She knows. She just gives me that sideways grin and says have fun. I know she knows. And she knows that I know she knows, lol. She gets her fancy camera's and I get my guns.

 

[pan60]

it was on back order from last year I forgot all about it, I can't believe they sent that without calling ; /

 

[JimT66]

it was on back order from last year I forgot all about it, I can't believe they sent that without calling ; /

Bahahahahahaha. I used that very line on a moderator from Buck rail last week!

 

[Hateful McNasty]

honestly that's the way it is here but that's not the spirit of the thread : )
and at times bashing is easy for some?

Lol.. I don't mind just funny how it is sometimes

Lol..

 

[Ezana4CE]

My wive think there is only for a few hundred of euros worth of airguns in my closet.
( 3 Evol’s )

@Eckhearth Hey, when she gets mad over the closet not being as organized as she'd like and tosses your bb guns you cant get too mad at her. Please don't make the mistake and blurt out their real value in that moment.

 

[Hateful McNasty]

Act surprised as if she bought it for you ..

"WOW!!!, thanks honey . I did not know you were treating me to such a great gift ".

Then be ready to picture her face .
Lol ( maybe then run fast )

 

[PA_AirHead]

No lies, all I say is “I did a thing again”. She cares not, because she has her own(powder burners, but never shoots em) and understands completely. All the bills are paid, so it’s all good. Besides, she knows it makes me happy.

 

[CTAirgunner]

Got none. Probably one of the many reasons why I've been through too many women.

If they don't like it, move along

 

[SILENT SQUIRREL]

Got none. Probably one of the many reasons why I've been through too many women.

If they don't like it, move along

You just wait!
Sooner or later, one will come along that is nicer to touch than that gorgeous zebra wood stock

just my too sense
Edward

 

[CTAirgunner]

You just wait!
Sooner or later, one will come along that is nicer to touch than that gorgeous zebra wood stock

just my too sense
Edward

Many have been nicer to touch than "that zebra wood stock" but that still hasn't changed a thing.

One will come that will tell me , hey maybe that's not the best idea, and I will probably listen. However that's going to take some YEARS.

 

[PasadenaMike]

Now I no longer have to say anything. I manage the sales dept of our business so I can just send packages to the warehouse. “It’s just a thing honey”

 

[ernroe]

Every minefield is different! I’ve been married 58 yrs, yes to same woman, and you learn how to navigate those minefields.