HeirApparent
HAM Shooter
Greetings. The 5 stages of airgun ownership can best summarized as the following:
Shock & Awe: The fact that you can stack .30 calibre pellet +100 yds downrange no louder than a murmur that fails to drownout the most unsettling mousefart. Did i mention the prevalencd of fully autos and the general (but appreciative) lack of governance over the hobby.
Disbelief: The cost to fully & approriately equip oneself to the extent that they wont be heckled off the shooting bench at your local range for being the only dingleberry with a hand pump.
Curiosity: The reasons as to why this hobby has taken so long to gain traction and the fact that most airgun enthusiasts are silver haired foxes claiming to have fallen down this rabbit hole for pesting purposes.
Accomplishment: Being able to perch yourself atop the pedestal at the shooting line with a respectable setup, keeping your giggles to yourself at the "avenger" to your left, why? Because it aint right. Silly rook, superheroes are for kids.
Reflection: Analysis of your inner circle and ifentification of the worthy individual(s) who will inherit these treasures given that it is quite likely your first wife took your most appreciable assets and the bank owns your residence after taking out the second on your home loan.
But remember, most of us wouldnt have changed a damn thing.
Shock & Awe: The fact that you can stack .30 calibre pellet +100 yds downrange no louder than a murmur that fails to drownout the most unsettling mousefart. Did i mention the prevalencd of fully autos and the general (but appreciative) lack of governance over the hobby.
Disbelief: The cost to fully & approriately equip oneself to the extent that they wont be heckled off the shooting bench at your local range for being the only dingleberry with a hand pump.
Curiosity: The reasons as to why this hobby has taken so long to gain traction and the fact that most airgun enthusiasts are silver haired foxes claiming to have fallen down this rabbit hole for pesting purposes.
Accomplishment: Being able to perch yourself atop the pedestal at the shooting line with a respectable setup, keeping your giggles to yourself at the "avenger" to your left, why? Because it aint right. Silly rook, superheroes are for kids.
Reflection: Analysis of your inner circle and ifentification of the worthy individual(s) who will inherit these treasures given that it is quite likely your first wife took your most appreciable assets and the bank owns your residence after taking out the second on your home loan.
But remember, most of us wouldnt have changed a damn thing.
